Only for MC to run in circles around the room and smear blush and eye shadow everywhere. ? Why is everyone just.okay with this? Anyways, Asmodeus left his makeup bag on the floor and MC stepped on and broke some stuff and he had a melt down because of a disgusting sheep. He knows MC is a sheep, everyone but Diavolo does. They go to a trip to Diavolo’s castle and MC is put with Asmodeus and Simeon. He now reads to them and vents to them about Lucifer. He then is humbled by his experience as a sheep and grows closer to MC. Satan touches a cursed book because in a fit of rage he tripped over MC and he gets turned into a sheep. Lucifer stops them and lures them away with corn on the cob and the next morning they run into Satan. “WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE DID THAT SHEEP COME FROM?! THAT IS LITERALLY AN ANIMAL IN YOUR BED?!” And MC tries to wander upstairs. He spoons MC at night and MC can hear Belphie in the attic yelling. Beelzebub carries them upstairs, thinks about how they’re like a pillow…then starts to miss Belphie. Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to get a sheep to walk up stairs willingly? That is the only reason why Levi and MC are not together 24/7 (and Mammon). Lucifer wanders in, pissed off because MC’s pen has been destroyed and sends MC of with Beel upstairs. He goes to the freezer to get his custard and finds out Mammon ate it and Beelzebub destroys the wall. And Beelzebub stares at MC because he’s in the mood for lamb chops. That figurine is a material object! Family is far more important than some piece of plastic! Thank you, MC! You’re my best friend! …Oh, fuck this is pathetic. At one point MC eats one of his figurines and is just like “Ah, yes. And then promptly drags sheep MC to his room to watch anime. Levi gets mad at the sheep and then is just like “Wooooah, that reminds me of this anime called I Was Turned Into A Sheep And Now I’m Friends With The Devil Who Is Also An Otaku!”. Leviathan gets pissed and is trying to get Mammon to give him that rare figure but MC trots in and starts yanking on his pant leg for no reason. I-It fell asleep on my lap! Not that I’m surprised or anythin’…I’m keeping this.” “I’m the great Mammon! I’m not gonna be seen walkin’ with a lame sheep! ’M not a farmer! …Oh. Makes Mammon like MC by just wiggling their tail and following him. Sheep MC accidentally brings the family back together. Or he walked in and found Leviathan and Mammon screaming over who gets to pick leaves out of their wool. Or Lucifer woke up to sheep MC licking his face. Sheep MC headbutt the door again and locked themself in the bathroom. Putting a sheep in clothes? Sorry, you’re right. It’s their first day and Diavolo seriously expects him to make them wear the uniform. Lucifer gets so many migranes because of sheep MC. How did MC know that licking Satan’s hand as he is mid melt down would calm him down?! Because MC is super smart! Obviously! That or they were licking the barbecue sauce off his fingers that he forgot to wipe off. It is debatable if MC is either very lucky or very smart. Somewhere out there is a human who applied and got rejected in favor of this dopey motherfucker Having a sheep is better than a human because it’s safer for whoever wants to transfer. And then everyone proceeds to get attached to the sheep and keep it as a pet. Nobody has the heart to tell him that it isn’t a human. I unironically love the idea of Diavolo going “Alright! Human exchange program!” And then pulling in a sheep. Thirteen regularly steals MC and dyes a purple and green 13 on them. Not only that but Luke made sweaters out of their wool so everyone is throwing hands for this lamb that is currently chewing on the curtains and staring at Mephistopeles as he takes pictures from outside in a bush. So they sheer MC and begin to fight over who gets to snuggle them when they’re cold. Until one day Barbs has enough and dyes MC black. Purples,pinks,blues,oranges, and yellows are the most common. Like, who tf do you think you are? Making OUR little sheep look like your crusty ass? - Belphie, probablyĪnd everyone starts doing everything in their power to mark sheep MC with their colors. Baaah-th time a message :)”Īnd everyone fucking loses it. An animal.ĭiavolo dyes their wool red ONCE just ONCE and MC goes with it because “Oh sweet. This one isn’t even “Oh MC can change forms haha” it’s straight up a sheep.
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